His promise of seeing our loved ones again...

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 In the South, one might say, 

"Lisa sure favors this beautiful lady on the cover of Mister Ozbourne's album..."

 For a welcoming party - not for Christians, but for ...

The Prince of Persia Acolytes

'Running the gauntlet', Archangel style.

The Archangels can handle it.

Perhaps you can provide help to the Cherub Angels.

As much as I was proud to have served a Manly Man such as Ronald Reagan, imagine your  pride.

Those Cherubs only answer to Jesus and God, Himself. 

Why don't you just assist in the recording of these numerous ongoing gauntlets; God depends on His cherubs for record keeping, among other things...

Further, that gauntlet duty is quite unpleasant.

Really hot...

Just pretend we are virgins...

And who the hell is Allah?

 Blame Ishmael.

Her obviously frequent nocturnal trips, in order to gather her booty from my beautiful daughter, have imparted a certain mischievous attitude to this growing young lady.

The Tooth Fairy is a trusted member of the Fairy community.  She just happens to be a little impish.

Her second cousin, however, takes a different approach to acquisition of odontogenic gold... 

And not welcome at any of the Fairy community gatherings.

Indeed.

 I have had absolutely no interaction with this entity in my decades of dentistry.

None.

Note those molars hanging around her neck.

They did not come from a child, residing under a pillow.

She cannot overcome her deepest desire, the acquisition of teeth...

Noting that stringing deciduous teeth together in jewelry construction presents much more of a challenge than those permanent teeth...

...and their lengthy and sumptuous roots...

provides an excuse for grabbing those nice vital molars...

You're right, Martha.  Root resorption by the erupting succedaneous tooth will render these little guys all the more ready for that tongue-wiggling that's sure to follow.

The second cousin to the Tooth Fairy has a penchant for those nice long roots...

As her good second cousin had already absconded with those precious little central incisors, the angered evil entity had to make her visit to this child worthwhile...

No wonder the Fairy community eschews her.

 Must have been near closing, as we had this remarkable playground to ourselves...

I recall those fiery green eyes as he was coaching up his players...

...with intensity.

When the camera zoomed in, I couldn't help but think of the Sergeant Major.

My father's counselling sessions were memorable.  

Drill Sergeants get their point across without violence.

Instructive guidance was presented, however, in an effective manner.

Butch Jones' fervor was expressed in those green eyes...

'One brick at a time...'

 I picked up the latest copy of Sports Illustrated delivered that day, lying in front of Amy on the front desk.

Amy noted my expression when I saw Butch Jones on the cover...

"Right?..." as Miss Amy flashed a huge grin.

"He is your father's doppelganger...".

I just had not realized how much they favored each other.

And not the first celebrity who elicited a

"Hey, he looks like Daddy..." from me...

This Manly Man was in a Marine uniform...

 Drill Sergeants present a quite distinctive image...

...especially with that great Drill Sergeant hat.

Unquestionably Manly Men.

 'Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.' 

provided hours of great TV, punctuated with seeing my father chewing out poor Gomer.

My father had to do the same for his trainees, especially those who were not Southern boys.

SSG Daw knew these young men were on the threshold of being thrust into carnage they could not imagine.

Was yet another doppelganger of my father.

The very first episode of Gomer Pyle found Sergeant Carter in those beautiful TW's (Army Khaki TW Tropical Worsted summer uniform).

My immediate thought was the amazing similarity between him and my Staff Sergeant father at Fort Knox.

A similar build ...

...and sporting that great flat top haircut.

The Head Coach of the University of Tennessee Volunteers...

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