Congratulations from a proud daddy; yeah, it's Banty Rooster time again.
17 May 2024
Kara is progressing well, as she becomes familiar with the sophisticated system provided for operation of this complex financial institution. I am thankful to God in Heaven interwoven layers of security protect my Second Lady. Further, Kara is blessed with great coworkers and a manager who is engaged and appreciates efforts my beautiful daughter brings to the table, including her typing ability.
It seems only yesterday she was taking her first 'keyboarding' class at Berean Academy. Unsurprisingly, it was not long before her typing skills developed at lightning speed, resulting in her capability for speeds substantially more than 100 wpm.
Gotta admit, she can type faster than yours truly.
Putting that in perspective, I was able to put those typing skills acquired in high school to good use when I was accepted for a job at Overnite Transportation during my sophomore year at UTC.
Thanks, again, Sergeant Major, for the advice to take typing class in high school, as most males eschewed such.
Much as they did Home Economics...
I was blessed to have a somewhat stern, yet motherly in many ways, teacher who ensured we were given every opportunity to learn this invaluable skill. As I recall, this wonderful lady (cannot recall her name) was one of only three black teachers at Central High School in Columbia. Her skin color didn't matter to any of us. Racism, despite the screeching from Demoncrats, was not an issue in any school I attended. And there were quite a few.
Given the technology available today, and in retrospect, it is hard to imagine starting my engagement with this quite remarkable product of engineering - the typewriter - on a Royal manual. The first six weeks, until we graduated to an electric typewriter, was the 'boot camp' of typing class. The fine motor skills required to place precisely positioned force on those manual keys, prone to getting jammed, coupled with our teacher watching us like a mother hen (all thirty or so of us), presented quite the stressful environment.
That one hour of typing class, early on, produced more cortisol than the rest of the day combined. I will always remember our teacher, ruler in hand in order to discourage our resting the heels of our palms on the typewriter, and reminding us of our posture, etc. She was, indeed, a blessing in my educational life.
That was 1972. Fast forward to 1974.
Arriving at Overnite Transportation Company (Shallowford and I-75) in a coat and tie, I was greeted by the office manager who gave me an employment application, with a typing test to follow. Reflecting great instruction from a couple of years earlier, I breezed through the test. I thanked him and looked forward to giving my notice at Jobber's Warehouse.
That didn't go well, as when I attempted to be a good employee by offering a two week notice, my boss went on a rant. "If you think you're going to use us as a stepping stone in your job searches...", he bellowed. I saw how the other warehouse employees were intimidated by this good sized man, used to bullying his subordinates around.
My upbringing and military training made intimidation a rare occurrence for me. Before this asshole could finish his sentence, I did an about face and walked away from this hellhole place to work. Overnite, here I come.
Typing over 500 bills of lading every night, my typing speed on the IBM Selectric, utilizing only caps, numbers and, of course, tab keys, was blistering. I don't know how many wpm, as the nature of my bills of lading typing didn't lend itself to standard testing. What I can relate to you is a distinct, clear-as-day memory I have from one afternoon alone in my office, preparing my bills of lading.
The rating and billing office had only one entrance, a door to my left; directly behind me was an open window, providing transfer between dispatch and myself. It had been only a few minutes since I had arrived from my classes at UTC that day and was fully engaged with cranking out a few hundred bills of lading. Slowly, my Spidey sense started tingling, increasing to the point of that feeling - "Is someone watching me?".
Glancing over my left shoulder, there was no one in the doorway. As I resumed my typing, my Spidey sense did not dissipate. Then I heard an unfamiliar voice:
"So you're the fastest billing clerk in the company..." from someone directly behind me, through the open dispatch window. And another voice, this time from Mr. Bill Waters, terminal manager for the Chattanooga terminal, and a voice I did recognize: "Yes, Mr. Cochrane, that's him...".
I spun around in my chair, and there he was. Mr. Harwood Cochrane, everyone's boss in the Overnite Transportation Company, as he was the founder.
This was one of those rare instances when some intimidation was, indeed, present. I quickly stood up, strode across the room and extended my hand which he accepted. Nice firm grip...
He indicated that he had heard through the grapevine that this kid in Chattanooga could really burn that typewriter. "I see they are right...". I thanked him for his never-to-be-forgotten recognition that day. I also indicated to Mr. Cochrane the guy I replaced, Mike Hawk, was faster.
My position at Overnite was because of Mike's incredible deftness on the typewriter; I had never witnessed such speed. I was reminded of a Browning Automatic Rifle. Mike left Overnite for a union carrier, Roadway, at twice the pay.
I reiterate that Kara is faster. I fondly remember the young Second Lady sitting in the First Lady's chair, honing her typing skills on the keyboard. Sitting on the couch and admiring her efforts as a young lady at Berean Academy, it was readily apparent she had her mother's genes. They were being expressed as evidenced by Kara's seemingly effortless ability to maneuver on that keyboard. Further, words that my typing teacher said came true: "When you can type your thoughts, without visual input, you have become a typist."
Kara quickly acquired those skills. I'm sure her mom was looking down with approval...
Coincidentally, her brother, Dylan, uses his own ten-finger typing style, unlike the conventional ASDF... or QWERTY technique. His intense video game play requires incredible dexterity on the keyboard with all the communication and active fire delivered in his aerial warfare.
That's why the Cobra has a copilot; rotary wing gunship battles require a team effort.